Sexy Costumes

Is it me, or are Halloween costumes for women meant to tease and torment the reluctantly celibate? While we were shopping for costumes I was looking at all the women's costumes like the one above and others (nuns, vampires, etc). I thought a couple with a great sex life could buy a few of these have some very interesting role playing sessions. If I were a swinger I'd throw a costume party about twice a year, make it a 'big' event. But alas, never gonna happen.

Baby Momma Monday

This week it is domestic goddess Sandra Lee. She's got that suburban housewife/mom appeal. She cooks, she bakes, and I wonder what is she like in the bedroom. You have to love suburban women.

Lifeforce

Anyone remember the 1985 horror/sci-fi flick Lifeforce? I saw the other night for the first time in many years. I really didn't get the 'emotion' angle being a kid and all. All I remember was a naked woman, vampires, and zombies running amok at the end. As an adult (well kinda) I see a sexual side of it. After all, with Mathilda May as the female vampire I can understand why no man can resist her. Especially when she is running around naked all over the place. I think most of us want to be seduced like this. If space vampires came to earth looking like that, most men would be gone within the week.

I Need A Mistress

It's been a long stressful week. I decided I need to take a vacation for myself. Go where I want and do what I want. What I want to do is go to a seedy strip club, find a stripper who does extras and give her what she wants so I can have I want.

Baby Momma Monday

I know! I know! I totally forgot. This week's Baby Momma Monday is Baby Lyssa from the Dog the Bounty Hunter reality show.

Sex & Money Mix?

Many people say the government is in bed with oil companies. According to this article it maybe true to an extent. Of course I'm not fan of corruption. I got a different perspective out of this article. Imagine being wealthy, nice house, means and opportunity to stay anywhere fancy. I imagine in those circles are some very, lovely, classy ladies. Something about the "business woman" is very appealing. I fantasize about a busy day dealing with execs and other whiny babies. Then going to a lavish gala and finding a (or two or three) sexy upper class ladies and retire to my suite (hot tub included). From there we drink, we laugh, we get out of our clothes into the hot tub and all night long we explore each other. Nobody leaves the room until everyone has came at least two or three times.

Baby Momma Monday

I am starting a weekly feature on this blog. I'm calling it 'Baby Momma Monday.' The last thing any married man wants to do is get another woman pregnant. Try explaining that at home. However, there are just some women that are worth the risk. By that I mean I'd risk it all for one night with these women. The first is the lovely Kirsten Dunst. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Erotic Dream

Every now and then I have an erotic dream I wake up harder than steel. Sadly, it's not often this happens. I dreamed I went to an adult 'spa.' I used my credit card and was taken into a room with a lovely, dark haired Asian girl. She stripped me and sat in my lap. I ran my hands over her chest, massaging her nipples. She took hold of my cock and stroked it. The erotic part was I could actually feel the sensation of me touching her, and her touching me. Of course being a dream, my cock got hard instantly, but I only lasted a few seconds before I shot my load onto her. Wow! That's the most erotic experience I've had in months sad to say.

I don't actually see myself visiting any of these places. Though I do wonder what the girls look like when I drive past one.