Denied

My wife told me she was going to take a bubble bath. Of course my dirty mind sprang to life. I dropped a hint that I've never had a bubble bath and thought how wonderful it would be for us to jump in the tub together. I got this "you must be kidding" look. I really do love her, but this no physical intimacy aspect is driving me nuts.

Then, I read two hot posts from an "Evil" Blonde. Other than the "oh my" factor it made me think. How long before I go out seeking temptation? Well to be fair I think with this blog I've already started.

An idea never to be

My wife's costume came in the other day. It looks pretty nice. It's a red devil suit with a red wig. Of course my mind got to thinking. I could get a monk or a priest costume and we could do a scene where I'm the penitent priest being seduced by the devilish woman. I would naked under the robe of course and 'trying to resist' her. Yet when she slides her hand under my robe and finds my cock I give in to the temptation. Sadly I know she'd never go for it.

Baby Momma Monday

Today's BMM is mixed martial arts fighter Gina Carano. I watched her fight last Saturday and aside from the fact she's very pretty. She has some very nice legs. When she, and her opponent were tangled on the ground and her legs wrapped around her, I uttered the comment "every guy watching this envies that other fighter!"

The Perfect Kiss

Remember the line Batman Returns that goes "a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it?" I always thought that was a sensual line. Plus, the previous post I snatched from the Sweet Cop's Wife's Blog. It got me thinking about all the awesome kisses I've been fortunate to be involved in over the years.

My first kiss when I was 16. I know, most normal people kiss before that but I'm a late bloomer. I'm always a day late and a dollar short (one time I showed up to my friends' place the day after they had a near orgy, I could have kicked myself but that's another post). Anyway, I had a long distance relationship with a girl. I drove 50 miles to see her and she had a friend with her. When the friend left the other room I kissed the girl. I was so blown away, I wanted more and when the friend returned, we asked her to step in the closet for a minute while we kissed some more.

Believe it or not my next real kiss came in college. I met this girl at a party that I had seen at a concert and thought she was the lovliest thing. I told her that. We went to a show and it started raining. After the rain we walked to a private spot and I kissed her hard and deep. She turned out to be a selfish, stupid brat and she hurt me bad. It was a learning experience.

The next perfect kiss was the woman who was to become my wife. We kissed the first time we met and on our first date. For the next couple of years, I loved deeply kissing her. I miss doing that. Don't get me wrong, I dearly love her, just since the physical aspect disappeared things do get frustrating. One time, I was walking out the door for work, and she kissed me goodbye. Something took a hold of me and I kissed her again, my tongue pushing into her mouth. I felt myself get hard, but I had to go to work. I don't know how I made it through the night with all the blood feeding 'the second brain.'

Ladies, take note...

You're a Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new. A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable. There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go!

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Like a kid trying to peek through the keyhole at his sister....

Remember the stink in Duncanville, TX, over the "swinger club" in a suburban neighborhood? Well the homeowners have been arrested again. This time for engaging in organized criminal activity. I would guess that since the two of them have arranged to violate the city ordinance passed on account of them that is how the prosecutors have managed to define that offense. I'm not a swinger (although it sure sounds interesting) but I have to shake my head at this one.


1-Live and let live. As long as they all are consenting adults, who should care? I wonder how much of this outrage is genuine and how much is phony. It's one of these situations that is not "publicly acceptable" so certain people (especially the government) half to put on an angry face for the camera.

2-The owners of the club really should know better. Go back to my previous point about swinging not "publicly accepted." The government's argument is that the club is really a business because they ask for donations. Well, you have people with paypal accounts all the time asking for money and usually they get it. Also, Mr. Trulock (who is ugly as hell by the way so his swinger parties can't be all that good) should have enough sense to know that his neighbors wouldn't be impressed with his choice of lifestyle. In my humble opinion, he should be more discreet. If I were a swinger and hosted sex parties at my house, I wouldn't advertise to my neighbors. I'd develop relationships with select people and invite them over once in a while. I wouldn't blast loud music to annoy my neighbors, and I wouldn't have it over at my house all the damn time. That way, I don't piss off my neighbors and I keep my ugly mug off the camera. Then again, not everyone thinks like me.

Raw Deal?

Sometimes it is depressing. I read these blogs from couples with tremendous sex lives and I look at what we have. When I brought this topic up, the response was basically "I've already done it all and I'm done!" Well, I haven't done it all, I want to do more. What can I be expected to do when certain needs aren't met?